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anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

I’m from Australia, please don’t insult Florida like that.

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throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

Ahahahhahahha

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bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

Holy shit, just had a moment..

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Sebastian @ 2010 New York fashion week,Tommy Hilfiger 25th anniversary (thanks kati for the link)

Mm, that eye roll..

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  • A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
  • B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
  • C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
  • D: Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?
  • E: Have you ever cheated on somebody?
  • F: Are you a virgin?
  • G: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
  • I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
  • J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
  • K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
  • L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
  • M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
  • N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
  • O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
  • P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
  • Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
  • R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
  • S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
  • T: What is your favorite sexual position?
  • U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
  • V: Do you ever want children?
  • W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
  • X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
  • Y: Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?
  • Z: Would you ever have sex for money?
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"What’s wrong with a pretty butterfly? He had to put a penis on it!"

- Bad Ink (s02,ep04)
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For some reason this makes me cringe, a lot.

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myotpisgay:

myotpisgay:

oregaymi:

do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe 

why not? i want to try it

DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT

i wanna put minty gum on my nipple

Can’t be worse than deep heat..

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